omg

[THONGHEAD2500]

today at school this one girl i wanted to ask out was wearing a people g-string. But when I asked her out she said she thinks of me as a friend but im going to ask again til she says yes cauz im letting her spike my hair

[beercan.]

today at school this one girl i wanted to ask out was wearing a people g-string. But when I asked her out she said she thinks of me as a friend but im going to ask again til she says yes cauz im letting her spike my hair

when a girl tells you that she thinks of you as a friend this is girl language for "I don't want to date you and I'm trying to tell you no without hurting your feelings"

it's a lost cause man. . .find another girl.

good luck.

[cheesewiz]

what is a "people g-string?"

[Beef777]

Looks bad for you, I'm sorry. Did you mean a purple g-string?

[DX-ThongLover]

Sounds bad 4 u dude not a good thing when a girl say "just wanna be friends" kiss of death............... i agree U should have given her a wedgie..................

[thonghunter1]

Your in the "friend's zone" never going to happen... move on!

[Davus]

instead of giving her a wedgie, take a picture of this people ( i joke i joke) thong for us and let us lust over her with you, please? thanks.

:pbj:

[thongs.love]

instead of giving her a wedgie, take a picture of this people ( i joke i joke) thong for us and let us lust over her with you, please? thanks.

:pbj:

agreed.. and then give her a wedgie.. and let us all see what youre going after

[SexSlaveTrainer]

Just be like "Ok, if you dont want to go out can i just fuck you a few times and take some hot ass pix of you?"

[lethal]

Just be like "Ok, if you dont want to go out can i just fuck you a few times and take some hot ass pix of you?"

thats a good way to either 1, get slapped or 2 lose a friend

[tehE]

You people are new at this arent you?
The 2 most solid fail-safe pickup lines ever created:

1) Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

2) Does this drink taste like roofies?

BAM! 100% Guaranteed to get some action.

I used one last night myself, it was terrible but man does it ever work. Hand your phone off to one of your buds, or turn it off as so it doesn't ring.
Go up to an attractive girl, and the conversation should go like this:

You - Hey, do you have a cell phone I could use?
Her - *Hands you phone*
You - *Makes a fake call, back to your phone or something*
You (Just before your about to hand it back to her) - Now that I already have your phone, can I have you number as well?

It has worked 100% of the time I have tried it. It's a horrible line, but whatever. In the past 2 weeks I have used it 3 times and have gotten 3 phone numbers.

[some guy]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I would never say that. Never use any pick up lines, ever. It just means you're shallow. Try getting to know someone.

Porn is okay though, that doesn't make you shallow. Hahaha.

[THONGHEAD2500]

yeah that is stupid also i got a gf now and shes so fine i wish i could get some pics but cant

[Beef777]

i'm glad you got gf!!

And also, pickup lines have been created for people with an uninteresting or inexistant personnity. It's VERY hard to believe the cell phone trick has ever worked.

BE YOURSELF.

[THONGHEAD2500]

yeah me too but im trying to keep her from getting supended from school

[thong master]

dude u realy should give up iv been their...freind zone=bad