OK soo i got a problem...

[AmberThong]

OK as everyone knows Im a normal streight guy...my girfriend likes kinky stuff and thinks my big shaved cock is hot, also she dares me to wear thongs somtimes as a joke and I go "seriosly?!" and she goes haha i dont know if i wanna c u in thong, but you got a nice ass wouldn't that me a little gay? but you do have a sexy ass" and she always grabs it and slaps it and stuff...i want to come out and just say "im streight but I wear thongs," to everyone, but how could i do this?! should i do this!!?! All my thongs are locked away but I just want them to be regular underwear and just put it in my closet like everything else and wash them regularly...how could I achieve this! anyone else do this?!!!

Also who wants me to shave my ass?! everyone says I could have a perfect ass if it was hairless! who thinks i should?

[beercan.]

it's straight homeboy

[AmberThong]

Shuld i just wear thongs to sleep wat if i get caught! i duno if i shuld wori if there hangn out or not i just wana b comfortable in em, expecialy round house! how shuld i b wit them round house n sleepn? public! gota get the girl to like em lol

[boredathome]

Next time she jokes, do it. You never know, she might not be joking. Don't shave your ass, you'll get ass pimples, use a hair removal cream.

[DKB]

OK... I gathered from your post that you wear thongs, but you girlfriend doesn't know, correct? It sounds to me like she is trying to gage your reaction on the subject and proceeding from there. Maybe she thinks it would be interesting to see you in one, but doesn't want to ask you until she knows that you are OK with it.

What you could probably do is bring one over and simply say "You know how you always joke about me wearing a thong? Well I have one here... would you like to see me in it?" and see what she says. If she does, slap it on. If she asks 'Is it OK with you?' simply say that you think it would be fun. If she doesn't want to see you wear it... well at least you know.

As for shaving, go for it. Though I might suggest 'buzzing' instead to avoid irritation. Look at it this way... hair grows back. So if you don't like it hairless and she doesn't like it hairless then just let it grow out. No biggie. You'll never know until you have tried right?

As for wearing them at night... you can if you want I suppose. Just buy some pajama pants or something. Either that or close your door at night. No one disturbs me when I sleep because they know I sleep nude.

And last but not least I'm not sure what type of thongs you wear (as most males here seem to prefer female thongs for some reason) but you may want to take that into consideration as well. If it is a male thong then you probably have no worries. It it is female then you will have to consider how your girlfriend would react to you wearing womens underwear.

Well I'm not sure what else to say so I hope it helps. Let us know how everything turns out