Whale Tail - Ode to Booty Floss - by Jeff D'silva

[garv]

what Jeff D'silva (the guy that wrote it and sang it) had to say about it:

This acoustic love song is a desperate attempt to convince my girlfriend that thongs rule...despite the discomfort

Also a tribute to the Flight of the Conchords

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

I was at the mall the other day
My girlfriend wanted lingerie
She asked which underwear is my favorite
You know cause we be getting intimate

I don't like granny panties or boxer shorts
Or Pyjama pants of any sort
There's only one way to display those buns
and keep up with Kim Kardashian

Chorus 1:

I love to see that whale tail
Girl you look so boss when your showing off that booty floss
I love to see that whale tail
I think I'll bust a nut if I see some fabric in your butt

I don't mean to be rude
But that strang between your buns is looking good

Verse 2:

We get home head to my room
and it's sexy time I assume
She's wearing her low cut jeans
and her wedgie's on the scene now

I'm an astronaut and my rocket's out
destinations not in doubt
this is not a Uranus gag
I'm heading for your moon and I'm gonna plant my flag

Chorus 2:

I love to see that whale tail
I like the mystique of what separates your cheeks now
I love to see that whale tail
It looks pretty fly the way you cover up your brown eye

I don't mean to have a fetish
But a butt without a thong is like a salad without Lettish


Solo

Verse 3:

And there are men who like camel toe
but that's not my cup of joe
and there are men who like double d's
but that never would appease

my appetite, cause every day, and every night
the only way to arouse this male,
it'll never fail
I love to see that whale tail

Chorus 3:

I love to see that whale tail
girl you look so boss when your showing off that booty floss
I love to see that whale tail
I gotta say your pooper is looking super duper yeah

I don't mean to cause a fuss
But I'm in love with your Gluteus Maximus

Copyright 2009
Music and Lyrics by Jeff D'Silva

[Gstar ★]

HAHA, excellent!

[grimmster]

writtrn for Garv and the community??? musta been..

[king_thong]

awesome song man, love the lyrics!